The Norwegians have offended me. The royal embassy had sent an envelope and me, the helpful and trusted aide of the admin, had to open it up. However, they had to seal the envelope by applying glue at all openings. All openings were thoroughly glued. My letter somehow managed to fit in but I am unable to apply sufficient force to rip it open. So, I decided to use my hands and had to pull the letter opener out. Only to find out, MY LETTER OPENER IS STUCKED!!!!! I had to pull with two hands and it broke. IT BROKE!!!!!!! That letter opener has been with my mom for more than 20 years and I only used it for less than 5 days! My mom was glowering at me. What a nice way to start my beautiful day. I have yet to find one to replace it for my mom. Sigh~ Inside the bloody envelope is a cheque. Oh yippee~ a job for me to do (minor issue) but cheque states less than S$10. I feel like ripping the whole thing. I will pay for you if it meant saving my letter opener. Now, I have to waste money to buy it and waste my time and youth to find it. And a plastic one too! Where on earth can I find such things?!

So, next time don't ever let me see a Norwegian mail. I will personally slaughter that sender.

I discovered something interesting and new. Apparently, my uncle has the ability to attract ladies and mix well with them. I didn't make that comment but all his collegues. In fact, he commuicate well with them. Perhaps, he's interested in branded goods? Well, his frequency is normally out of my range. It seems that he attracted many ladies and they thought he was dating me (disappointing most ladies) until they found out that I was his niece (much to my dismay). One married lady revealed that he is gifted in those areas. I laughed so badly, I nearly fell off my seat! My uncle donned a 'can't breathe' look. That poor collegue had actually wondered why is that bad too! To stir up the situation, I actually sung, "You're a heart, heart, heart, heartbreaker~~~" from Heartbreaker (by G Dragons). LOL!!!

I believe he must be thinking if only he can attract guys instead of ladies! =D